Signature Desserts
A Selection Of Our Award-Winning Desserts
Our desserts are made fresh in house daily and available selections may vary
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Peanut Butter Perversion
Nothing Immoral about this Assertive Peanut Butter Silk Pie Floating on Top of a Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Crust. Don’t Deprive Yourself of This Combination that’s Poked and Prodded with Salted Peanut and Chocolate Bark. Our Deviantly Corrupt “Adult Jelly” (port wine dessert sauce) Creates an Innocently Perfect Twist.
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Popcorn Pimp Cheesecake
Rich, Smooth, & airy… just how we like our men. This Vanilla Bean Cheesecake exposes itself freely while resting on top of a sweet Sugar Cookie Dough crust. His Velvet creamy filling gets Tickled & Poked with pieces of Salted Popcorn Chocolate Bark. Daddy will give you whatever you want as we’ve buttered him up with a blanket of our chef-crafted Caramel Saucy.
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Morning After
You'll feel refreshed and ready to do it again once you sink your smacker into our Chocolate and Brie Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Homestyle Buttered up Bread Kiss Cinnamon Sugar and Toast to a perfect golden brown. Danish Brie Cheese & Dark Belgian Chocolate finish things off. Need to cool off after this? Just swallow our Strawberry Champagne Soup guaranteed to come on the side. (The name was inspired when recognized by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine in the Breakfast Category "Best Sandwich in America" Contest). Voted Best Sandwiches by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine 2015 & 2016
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Missionary Crisp
Amused Polynesians enjoy this most rewarding combo of Red Delicious 'skin-on' apples smothered in a buttery cake-like layer "On Top"….. A salted graham cracker crumble (aka "Krack" - It tastes so good we are all addicted to it) flirts with Vanilla Bean Balls, Cinnamon & Caramel. (mom's family recipe) Voted Best Desserts in America by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine 2022
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Cookie Nookie Pie
You’ll be Sure to Get Some Nookie if you decide to fool around with this Intense Sweetie. While Canoodling under a fluffy blanket of Flakey Pie Crust begin to imagine the Intimacy once you enter into the Naughty Little Bits of a Chocolate Chip Cookie. Inside her Pie you’ll find Nibbles of Semi-Sweet Chocolate, Walnuts and ooey-gooey goodness. You’ll really want to Roll in the Hay when your first Love Bite Cohabitates with a Vanilla Bean Ball Caressed in Soft Caramel and Semi-Sweet Chocolate.
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Fever
Smooth, soft, supple, warm airy chocolate cake full of body oozing a subtle chocolate pudding underneath. Rubbing up against cool vanilla bean ice cream balls.
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Blueberry Birthday Suit
Welcome to the World, Blueberry Dream! Sweet & Savory Cinnamon Sugar buttered up Frenchie toast meets a Sexy Belgian White Chocolate, Jazzy & Fresh Blueberry and Brie Cheesy kind of Mate. They get Warm and Cuddly, make a toast together on the grill and Procreate a Spiked Blueberry Compote in their state of complete Bliss. A blanket of Strawberry Champagne Soup is provided on the side if you just can't handle their naked truth. Voted Best Sandwiches, Editor’s Picks 2022 by Restaurant Hospitality Magazine
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Man Flowers
Tall, Dark, and Handsome. This moist Chocolate Cake stands Proud & Erect with glimmers of Chocolate Stout Beer. After he gets Pumped Up with a Tart Dark Chocolate Frosting, he then gets dressed to impress in a Top Hat of Chocolate Stout Ganache. You’ll find him chillin’ next to our chef-crafted Irish Cream Ice Cream, with a whisper of Salty Sweet Chocolate Art & Caramel. Awarded The Best Chocolate Cake in Every State 2022 - Savannah, Georgia. By Eat This, Not That!
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Double Stuffed
Can you handle this Double Stuffed Oreo bread pudding?! Traditional white Texas toast gets slathered in a sweet White Chocolate, Brown Sugar, and Vanilla Bean Love Custard. Stuffed Deep Inside you’ll feel the Vibration of those Oreo cookies. If you think this description is cheesy, wait until you wrap your lips around the house made Cheesecake Ice Cream bumped up beside this fine piece of........ *Ice cream contains alcohol
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Caress My Carrot
Embrace your inner snuggle-bunny and nuzzle up closely to this smooth carrot cake. Show your affection and lightly fondle the honey dripped tip just enough before you slap and tickle the dried cranberries, pineapple and walnuts deep within. Being lovingly touched by a fluffer of vanilla-bean cream cheese frosting entices you to fondle the bruleed sugar with just a gentle stroke from time to time. (Made with a Gluten Free Flour, However we are not a gluten free facility and all items are made on shared equipment).
gluten free
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Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake
Slide in gently, slowly welcoming the supple embrace this cheesecake is about to give you. An enhanced version of the original, the flavors of a red velvet cake whisper coyly throughout. This girthy cheesecake gets laid intently onto a bed of seductively soft dark chocolate cookie crust, only to be given an unexpected thrust when letting go of your inhibitions. The erect silky chocolate frosting and tease of strawberry will tickle your tongue and prepare you for oral stimulation.
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Perfect Partner
Two Chilly Vanilla Bean Balls Squirted with Callebaut White Chocolate
gluten free
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The Fourgasm
All of your fantasies will come true…. multiple times with this sexy sampler. Nibble alone or with a friend. Stimulate all of your senses with a little tease of some of our Signature Desserts: Between My Red Velvet Sheets Cheesecake, Man Flowers Chocolate Stout Cake, Caress My Carrot Cake and the All-American Cheesecake (Madagascar Vanilla Bean Cheesecake with Berries). (no substitutions)
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Berry Bondage
You must agree to this sensual experience as the first swallow may leave you feeling helpless. The paraphernalia used in this scene involves tenderly submissive Crepes that temporarily transfer control to repeated layers of Fresh Raspberries and Silky Tart White Chocolate Ganache. Occasionally spanked with a tease of Raspberry Liquor allows for more accessible pleasure. Feeling tempted to restrain from taking another nibble? Oh no, you're about to be Whipped with an Amaretto infused Topping and Berries bonded with a squirt of Strawberry Sauce. CAUTION: A bound person should never be left unattended and should be constantly monitored.